Professional fangirl speaking!
Cecilie, 20!
Just ask babe!

zohbugg:

dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

fuckingsession:

Lets give each other hickeys where no one else can see them

serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here

serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here

fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

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leilockheart:

That must be it

leilockheart:

That must be it

ithinkimfunnyx3:

the-frayed-ones:

firstjumperonfire:

1234lovestory:

anseldorable:

1234lovestory:

faultinourfantasies:

an-abundance-of-paper-towns:

faultinourfantasies:

wishgrantingfactoriessss:

faultinourfantasies:

You don’t get to choose

If you get

hurt in this

world, but you

do have some say

in who hurts

You, I like my choices

I hope she

likes hers. I

do, Augustus.

I do.

+ 493

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."
My mother - selawa (via perfect)

zayncangetsome:

x

dulect:

My grades are going down, i’m yelling timber

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

sextharry:

harryscockinboobearsbuttocks:

rEMEMBER THIS OH MY GOSH I’M CRYING RN


i want this picture on my birthday cake

sextharry:

harryscockinboobearsbuttocks:

rEMEMBER THIS OH MY GOSH I’M CRYING RN

i want this picture on my birthday cake